Spacious - average

Charming - small

Comfortable - very small

Cozy - very, very small

Low maintenance - no lawn

Walk to stores - nowhere to park your car

Prestigious - expensive

Bright and sunny - Venetian blinds not included

Townhouse - former tenement

Modern - 30 to 40 years old

Contemporary - at least 15 years old

Sprawling ranch - inefficient floor plan

Natural setting - forget about planting, the deer will eat everything

Secluded setting - far away

Executive neighborhood - high taxes

Near houses of worship - fanatical denomination next door

Park-like setting - a tree on the block

Unaffected charm - needs painting

Starter home - run down

Hurry! Won't last - about to collapse